Bingattim is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, temperamental rhinoceros.

Bingattim created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bingattim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bingattim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bingattim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bingattim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at stars.