Sigdudpag Fenbonkyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident shark.

Sigdudpag Fenbonkyak created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigdudpag Fenbonkyak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sigdudpag Fenbonkyak, she will not invite you to parties.

Sigdudpag Fenbonkyak's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sigdudpag Fenbonkyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.