Fabdannatmon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful hamster.

Fabdannatmon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdannatmon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabdannatmon, he will curse you with boils.

Fabdannatmon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fabdannatmon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.