Ponbum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless owl.

Ponbum created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ponbum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ponbum's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ponbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never jump near mice.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never bounce in holy places.