Bonksandbum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient lizard.

Bonksandbum created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonksandbum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonksandbum, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bonksandbum's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bonksandbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear purple rings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.