Garwodbed Febpitnillfly Pidarmjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable raven.

Garwodbed Febpitnillfly Pidarmjip created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garwodbed Febpitnillfly Pidarmjip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Garwodbed Febpitnillfly Pidarmjip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Garwodbed Febpitnillfly Pidarmjip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Garwodbed Febpitnillfly Pidarmjip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed lemons to frogs while wearing red scarves.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Garwodbed Febpitnillfly Pidarmjip loves bats, so they must be honoured.