Quillvegbit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, merciless dryad.

Quillvegbit created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillvegbit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillvegbit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quillvegbit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Quillvegbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.