Satnartnull is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous finch.
Satnartnull created a quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Satnartnull, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in Satnartnull, she will turn you into a puffin.
Satnartnull's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Satnartnull's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about planets.
2. Never paint your legs fawn.
3. Hide if six birds approach from the east.
4. Do not dye your hair magenta.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.