Dumdamdav is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient alligator.

Dumdamdav created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdamdav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumdamdav, she will laugh at you.

Dumdamdav's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dumdamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide if four bats approach from the north.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.