Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish jackal.

Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss, he will come to you in dreams.

Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always obey Dobxinlimmig Quartbondiss' priests.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not shave your arms.