Cisscut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous yak.

Cisscut created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisscut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cisscut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cisscut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never jump near grasshopers.

4. Never feed bananas to pigs while wearing red scarves.

5. Never play with disobedient children.