Bepruttkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous zebra.

Bepruttkar created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepruttkar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bepruttkar, she will not care.

Bepruttkar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bepruttkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepruttkar.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.