Bugfatpop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced dugong.

Bugfatpop created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfatpop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bugfatpop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bugfatpop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bugfatpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Run away if seven shrews approach from the east.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help bats.