Jennadbossfut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome finch.

Jennadbossfut created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jennadbossfut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jennadbossfut, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jennadbossfut's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jennadbossfut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jennadbossfut.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jennadbossfut.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Jennadbossfut on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.