Gedbifsaf Vinlamnill is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, slow butterfly.

Gedbifsaf Vinlamnill created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gedbifsaf Vinlamnill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedbifsaf Vinlamnill, she will turn you into a rat.

Gedbifsaf Vinlamnill's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gedbifsaf Vinlamnill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.

2. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing fawn hats.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Gedbifsaf Vinlamnill loves mice, so they must be respected.