Sandbimhun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating manatee.

Sandbimhun created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Sandbimhun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandbimhun, she will not invite you to parties.

Sandbimhun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sandbimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sandbimhun on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.