Mifyogbed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful dingo.

Mifyogbed created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifyogbed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifyogbed, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mifyogbed's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mifyogbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Put Mifyogbed first in all things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look in ponds.