Nurhotyog Metpodmab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic dugong.

Nurhotyog Metpodmab created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurhotyog Metpodmab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurhotyog Metpodmab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nurhotyog Metpodmab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nurhotyog Metpodmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Worship no other gods but Nurhotyog Metpodmab.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nurhotyog Metpodmab on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.