Genbedsom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive fish.

Genbedsom created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genbedsom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genbedsom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Genbedsom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Genbedsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to dogs while wearing blue dresses.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.