Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet aardvark.

Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always obey Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid's priests.

3. Vigstanhitluncindossgovdid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snails.