Tankippod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tranquil skunk.

Tankippod created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tankippod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tankippod, she will ignore you.

Tankippod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tankippod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tankippod.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always wear turquoise.