Yarlhimsak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm human.

Yarlhimsak created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhimsak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarlhimsak, she will come to you in dreams.

Yarlhimsak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yarlhimsak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.