Bogyattkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, moody guinea pig.

Bogyattkip created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyattkip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bogyattkip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bogyattkip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bogyattkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.