Flowdavflap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind dolphin.

Flowdavflap created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowdavflap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flowdavflap, he will make you grow a tail.

Flowdavflap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flowdavflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill swans.