Gebbasspib Gumfatmapkintagafsterfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, wise narwhal.

Gebbasspib Gumfatmapkintagafsterfeb created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbasspib Gumfatmapkintagafsterfeb, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gebbasspib Gumfatmapkintagafsterfeb, he will turn you into a tree.

Gebbasspib Gumfatmapkintagafsterfeb's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gebbasspib Gumfatmapkintagafsterfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.