Mumbatjip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful crocodile.

Mumbatjip created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbatjip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mumbatjip, he will remove you from existence.

Mumbatjip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mumbatjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumbatjip.

4. Always obey Mumbatjip's priests.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.