Tagkarpit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying frog.

Tagkarpit created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagkarpit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tagkarpit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tagkarpit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tagkarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Never sing in the presence of aardvarks.