Jadfutfod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving hippopotamus.

Jadfutfod created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadfutfod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jadfutfod, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jadfutfod's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jadfutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.