Doss is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive otter.

Doss created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Doss, she will strike you with lightening.

Doss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Always obey Doss' priests.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never paint your feet pink.