Sandgensog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair slug.

Sandgensog created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandgensog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sandgensog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sandgensog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sandgensog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.