Pibhotsom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless squirrel.

Pibhotsom created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhotsom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibhotsom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pibhotsom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pibhotsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Pibhotsom on top of important buildings.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.