Tamzakyat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful squid.

Tamzakyat created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamzakyat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamzakyat, it will turn you into a duck.

Tamzakyat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tamzakyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not speak about rice.