Lentettibonk is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring pigeon.

Lentettibonk created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lentettibonk, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lentettibonk, he will turn you into a goat.

Lentettibonk's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lentettibonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near bats.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Lentettibonk first in all things.