Tangesszast is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless lion.

Tangesszast created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tangesszast, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tangesszast, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tangesszast's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tangesszast's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not bounce in public.