Zobbugrow is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental penguin.

Zobbugrow created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zobbugrow, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zobbugrow, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zobbugrow's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zobbugrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zobbugrow.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about amino acids.