Motlanceb is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient wyrm.

Motlanceb created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Motlanceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Motlanceb, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Motlanceb's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Motlanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motlanceb.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Motlanceb.