Tailnullkadwat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless octopus.

Tailnullkadwat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailnullkadwat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tailnullkadwat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tailnullkadwat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tailnullkadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not skip in public.