Fasbedjin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful camel.

Fasbedjin created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fasbedjin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fasbedjin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fasbedjin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fasbedjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not bounce in public.
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