Tailzodbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate raccoon.

Tailzodbin created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailzodbin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tailzodbin, he will turn you into a dog.

Tailzodbin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tailzodbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. You must love Tailzodbin.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never hurt seals.