Mobabomt Kimsogcid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane centaur.

Mobabomt Kimsogcid created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobabomt Kimsogcid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobabomt Kimsogcid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mobabomt Kimsogcid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mobabomt Kimsogcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Feed all hungry cats.