Begtapbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying gorilla.

Begtapbeg created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begtapbeg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Begtapbeg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Begtapbeg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Begtapbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.