Sasbarngig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet wren.

Sasbarngig created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbarngig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sasbarngig, he will not invite you to parties.

Sasbarngig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sasbarngig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.