Rengunlim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able skunk.

Rengunlim created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengunlim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rengunlim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rengunlim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rengunlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rengunlim.

4. Rengunlim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.