Bunrigyok is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent gnu.

Bunrigyok created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunrigyok, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunrigyok, she will turn you into a mole.

Bunrigyok's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bunrigyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not take Bunrigyok's name in vain.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.
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