Listfadstig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, stupid bird.

Listfadstig created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfadstig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Listfadstig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Listfadstig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Listfadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.