Zoglidominrak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain swallow.

Zoglidominrak created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglidominrak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zoglidominrak, it will turn you into a goat.

Zoglidominrak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zoglidominrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Zoglidominrak loves whales, so they must be honoured.