Tunren is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring fish.

Tunren created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tunren, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunren, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tunren's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tunren's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.