Fonhunfuttitjad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent crane.

Fonhunfuttitjad created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fonhunfuttitjad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fonhunfuttitjad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fonhunfuttitjad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fonhunfuttitjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonhunfuttitjad.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never play with disobedient children.