Cissneglarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate swallow.

Cissneglarn created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cissneglarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cissneglarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cissneglarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cissneglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Run away if five shrews approach from the north.

4. You must pray to Cissneglarn three times a day.

5. Always help turtles.