Zogmotweesid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, overgenerous badger.

Zogmotweesid created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Zogmotweesid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zogmotweesid, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zogmotweesid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zogmotweesid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zogmotweesid four times a day.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if six horses approach from the east.